air china – air cluedo
"It was Mrs. Peacock, with the dagger, in business class seat 7A!" Yes, it may sound like a joke – but check out this report from the Sunday Morning Post:
No guns on board after pilot outcry... [but] flights operated under the wet-lease agreement must still carry an Air China in-flight security guard armed with a short dagger, handcuffs, rope, torch, screwdriver and pliers... Jan. 6, 2008.
I'm surprised they stopped with the pliers; I can see how a candle-stick and lead piping could also come in handy. Perhaps it's too hard to get those items through the x-ray machines these days?
In a second unconfirmed report, airlines were said to be prioritizing applications for those from "Plum", "Mustard" or "Green" lineage. Special attention will be provided to those with extensive academic (Professors), military (rank of Colonel) and theological (Reverend-level) experience.
No guns on board after pilot outcry... [but] flights operated under the wet-lease agreement must still carry an Air China in-flight security guard armed with a short dagger, handcuffs, rope, torch, screwdriver and pliers... Jan. 6, 2008.
I'm surprised they stopped with the pliers; I can see how a candle-stick and lead piping could also come in handy. Perhaps it's too hard to get those items through the x-ray machines these days?
In a second unconfirmed report, airlines were said to be prioritizing applications for those from "Plum", "Mustard" or "Green" lineage. Special attention will be provided to those with extensive academic (Professors), military (rank of Colonel) and theological (Reverend-level) experience.
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PS - Thanks to Nat for spotting this one!
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